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Random Pic of The Day

Now if this isn't TMFW, I don't know what is!

Look at her shirt tho' Is it me, or is it buttoned wrong.

Look like's Pam got her a quickie behind the building, or trash dumpster one.

Off the damn hook!!!

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Eva the Diva

We all know Eva Longoria is the hottest woman in the universe (at least according to Maxim magazine's inscrutable criteria), but beneath that bitsy, beautiful package lies a ferocious ugliness just waiting to jump out--particularly when she is required to pay for things.

Who could forget her heartfelt holiday wishes to a Koo Koo Roo parking attendant who dared ask her for the required fee ("Jesus! It's Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!"). Now comes this report from a Defamer operative about the Desperate Housewives actress, accompanied by Saved by the Bell star Mario Lopez, annoying the regulars and stiffing the friendly staff at a popular watering hole in Toluca Lake:

"While Mario was friendly to everyone, Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that "Celebrities should be comped!" and stalked out without even leaving a tip".
The bar regulars, needless to say, were not impressed with her diva attitude. Too bad she couldn't be more gracious like her Desperate Housewives co-star James Denton who is always friendly and never tries to use his celeb status to get free drinks or to gyp hardworking waitresses.
With all respect to Denton, the two co-stars aren't exactly working on the same celebrity plane: As far as we can recall, for example, Denton has yet to appear on a 110-foot-long magazine cover wearing nothing but a string bikini and a smile. It's grand tributes like this that raise Longoria's status from mere TV actress to that of beloved celebrity icon, ensuring her every prescription refill, manicure and Jamba Juice run is offered completely gratis, in a neverending series of small fan gestures that don't come close to repaying her for everything she has given us already.

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The Latest Greatest
Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Halle Berry wants to be a "Baby Mama"? Now what Black woman in their right mind wants that?Get the scoop

Michael Jackson is going on Tour again.

First Ludacris,50 Cent, now Ice Cube feud with Oprah.Read

Vivica's Hustler AmbitionMore

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Street Gear
Sunday, May 28, 2006

Sprite's Street Couture Showcase went down last week, All the celebs were there.

Kanye & LaLa

Egypt

Kanye, Consequence and Farnsworth

Farnsworth Bentley & Kanye

Dont They Both look a little slow? What is that in Kanye's hand?

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Carmelo Anthony & LaLa, Now I still see them out and about, but wasn't they suppose to be gettin' Married? Well When?

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Missy & Olivia

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Our favorite video hoe, turned business woman: Melyssa Ford & Kanye

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Melo & LaLa

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Leon & Ebony

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Lennox Lewis & Kanye

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Egypt

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Amerie was there too. She's always lookin haute, but what's up with those red shoes? They look plastic!

What is he yappin about, and where is Brooke? While Kanye is all up on Melyssa

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YaYa was there too

Not looking her best!

Lastly this pic was taken on the set today

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Go Spidey

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Hautness of the Day
Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Our newest Reality Hoe is back on newstands, She's making her rounds through all the magazines. I can't front tho' She's fabulous and reppin' for us redbone chics On another note, I'm glad she's not wearing a guess tank and jeans.... For Once. Anyway Hoops has graced the cover of the June/July issue of Black Mens, make sure you cop that.. It's some good advice for ladies in there too...

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Sheeeeeee's Back

Ms Jackson

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American Idol went down, last night. Soul Patrol vs. McPheever. According to my sources, The winner is SOUL PATROL. Taylor Hicks!!! I've liked his close to brown soul. If you know what I mean.

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Good Look B

Here's a picture of B in Cannes Beach a couple days ago. Be was there for the Cannes Film Festival promoting DreamGirls.

Red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival

On a lighter note, B had to lose 20 pounds for that role. Come on B, we can't succomb to the "Hollywood Skinny".

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Legends

Here are some pictures from Oprah's Legends Weekend. Not to be confused with the Ball held last week. It was such a beautiful historical event. It's so lovely to see so many Beautiful Black People come together.

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My Beautiful Sista's

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{thanks Mika}

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